Adsense

Thursday, October 10, 2013

'Fresh N Pure' , I call it 'Magic'



Alas!!! The day which every single bourgeois human being try to deceive has yet again arrived. It is a part of a cycle which is unavoidable. People call it Monday; I call it 'Shrieking Monday' after a fantastic 'freaking Sunday and Saturday. To avoid the morning hustle and bustle of the city traffic, I take a early head start from home. In fact, the secret to my early start is to avoid anger of my bald boss on reaching late to office. My office is a sweet 30 minutes drive from my home, without a single minute stoppage at red light. Before I start from home, I give a call to one of my #FreshNHappy colleague who lives at the end of the street. After picking her up we hit the Indian road to our office. It would be a waste of time to explain here how tidy and clean we bachelors are. We wear same underwear 'inside out' for 2-3 days. We don't care if are socks are dirty and emanating a pungent smell more bad than rotten egg. But yes we do care to look #FreshNHappy always. We apply gel, comb our hair well and spray half bottle of deodorant on our body. Infact we owe a lot to the revenue of deodorant companies. But we do at times brazen ourselves by secretly farting in public. Back to my car where I and my colleague, Rachita are inching closer to our office with every passing second. This is the only time when I want the clock to stop and I can feel the morning freshness of her wet hair. To make the mood more romantic, I switch on the A/C and play some soft Kishore da's songs on stereo player. It has been couple of months before we started car pooling to office. Since that day, I fell for her and I am pretty sure it is a one sided story but I don't want to take any chances and not telling my feelings for her. All these thoughts were raveling in my mind when all of a sudden a huge bump on the road went unnoticed and the jerk creates a pressure which I am unable to withhold. The result was a 'silent biological blast'. Before I open the window, the polluted air had entered Rachita's nostrils. She looked at me like a sheriff has caught a thief and I feel really embarrassed. In exasperation, I too cover my nose and abuse the Indian unhygienic surroundings. Somehow I reach office and the day ended in a sad note. In the evening, I sat with my friend Monk to share my grief. All of a sudden, an advertisement about #Ambi #Pur mini vent clip appeared on TV. A heap of rotten smelling specimen was placed besides blind-folded persons and was told to smell the air. No surprise what the reaction would be. I decided to give it a try and if it worked then I can avoid such embarrassing situations in future. Above all I can fart as much as I can. Thanks to #Ambi #Pur for giving such a magical device which really makes atmosphere #FreshNHappy. I am married to Rachita and we have two beautiful kids.



Sunday, March 31, 2013

Reader Shutdown > Bloglovin

It's really shocking to know that Google has decided to shutdown it's Google Reader service. I don't know the reason behind this strange decision. It was really an excellent tool to follow one's favorite blogs. Even one can read blogs when he/she is offline because it maintains a buffer data on your SD card. Anyways I still wish Google realizes how much folks love Google reader and they reconsider their decision. anyways I have moved all my blogs to BlogLovin, Please do join and follow me please | Stay in touch. Please find the link here

\Follow my blog with Bloglovin

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Online Shopping 2013 | Save Money with Couponrani

                                                                     
                                            
Over the last 2 years, we Indians have gone berserk over online shopping. And all thanks to the eCommerce marketing teams who think from Indian customer perspective.
Basically what we want is **Discount* *Offers** on goods ranging from Electronics, Apparels, Food, Travel etc etc. Shopping online has given us an ease to browse and buy through the catalog of various goods while munching popcorn at our homes. But there are still many things to be kept in mind before you make a purchase online...
1. Before buying from any online shopping website do a through research about it's delivery time. 
2. If you are buying a product for the first time such a website, don't pay cash instead order a COD (I prefer)
3. Compare the product you are buying over more than 2 websites. Choose the one offering lowest price but again remember Rule 1.
4. Prior to payment check if there is discount available on particular Credit card. 
5. And don't forget to sign in to the website after making payment. You will regularly get deal updates on your email.
6. Last but not the least, remember to open www.couponrani.com in another tab of your explorer. And the good thing about is that the www.couponrani.com codes given have very grim chances of getting failed. Yes, they will work!!!!

Recently I booked flight tickets through makemytrip and thanks to coupon from www.couponrani.com , I got discount of 200 each on one way ticket. It a good deal right.

Folks do remember all the above points while shopping online in 2013 and also don't forget to check our beloved *Rani*, not Rani Mukherjee but www.couponrani.com  :)

Happy Shopping 2013!!!
 
 
 

Sunday, October 21, 2012

SOTY- My Ass!

Wishing you all Happy Navratra. Many people will curse these 9 days as it keeps them away from alcohol and non-veg (we must give animals some freedom to live). Instead of oozing and idling on bean bags we decided to watch SOTY- Student of the year. The movie is definitely a one time watch but not worth to spend more than 150 bucks. The movie is a modified version of Jo jeeta wohi sikandar with a taste of gay flavour (what more evidence you need to admit KJo is a gay :P). Coming to the cast- Ali Bhatt...she definitely needs to get some maturity as far as looks are concerned. In the movie she is portrayed as a dumb bimbo ( guess girls are dumb :P). The two new male lead in the movie are handsome and have a great future ahead. The movie has lots to offer for ladies because the two charming men have exposed a lot. After watching the end I felt KJo is a asshole with no brain. Illogical ending provided to the movie. The movie is rightly named SOTY, it means stick in punjabi. My suggestion is don't waste your time and money, just download it.

Review: ch pe u ki matra ta pe ee ki matra ya pe aa ki matra ;)

Friday, October 19, 2012

Let's fantasize again....

Hello readers,

Once upon a time I used to be a regular blogger but somehow went completely off the track from this beautiful world. 
Today morning when I woke up, I decided to pen down my thoughts again. I have in my mind a nice fantasy to kickstart my new life again.
So friends keep watching this space as the things will go wilder and wilder....

Yours Lazy Blogger Friend,
Sharma

Sunday, December 25, 2011

.......Convert (अगला भाग)

Many times I wonder why people around you especially women/ladies look at guys with huge beard with different perspective as if the guy is a Goon/Casanova/Anti-Social Element. For them I have only one
thing to say,"Bugger|Burger Off...." with a few exceptions. I am helpless before my parents when they ask me to shave off my 'Artistically Nurtured Beard' with utmost care. Well working in IT sector, you are required to be well groomed but I damn care. You may call me sluggish but i do like to keep beard of different styles. And because of this beard, I have many incidents to share with you all. I had managed to get an Auto-Rickshaw for a much lower price if the Auto-wallah happens to be a Muslim.
                                  Once I was traveling in AP Express from Hyderabad to New Delhi when the passenger sitting opposite to me asked me,"Babaji would you mind if we have Non-Veg before you". I have never been upset with incidents involving me and my beard. In fact I feel happy when people pass a compliment/comment on my beard.

P.S. "Beard is my identity and I will never lose it". Surprisingly my Technical Father (Immediate Senior in College) holds uncannily similarity with me in terms of  Beard. With this I rest my case...........

Thursday, November 24, 2011

.......Convert Part-1

It's been long since i penned down my thoughts on this blog and today i have decided to break the ice. I am sure this blog-page must be feeling like a newly wed bride not Fucked/Cared for several months.
You may call it lethargy or my sluggishness that overtook me and i started ignoring Blogosphere. I have realized that with separation comes attachment later in life and that's why i am here once again. In the recent past many incidents have happened such as Anna Hazare movement- it's rise and then sudden silence probably because of rift created by congress (my perception), Sunny Leone (guess i need not explain who she is...just Google her out) stepping into Big Boss house, Sharad getting his share from Shan-e-Punjab...now he can say Saada Haq, Aithe Rakh etc etc. Apart from all these usual/casual stories (such type of news die down after 1 or 2 days), my real reason is to continue my last post.....Half_Convert!!!!
                                             Electronic City, though it gives one an impression of a city but in reality it is a village with kaccha roads where people have Absolute Zero civic sense is my residence in Bangalore. And i am proud to announce that it's the only 3-BHK independent home owned by bachelor's and now you can imagine what all sorts of fun can we do (full privacy from owner ;)). As usual one Friday we planned to booze with home-cooked chicken. As a matter of fact I went to market to buy chicken.When i reached at the butcher shop, i had to wait for 20 minutes which was quite obvious as Friday night awaited everybody. Soon after the guy interrupted me and said,"Sir it will take 15 minutes more to give you the order. If you are in a hurry, you can cut it yourself as you eat Halal". That gave me a start but soon realized the guy mistook me as a Mullah because of my full grown beard with shaved mustache.I gave him a gentle smile and laughed to myself and said,"Hello Mr Convert......"